I Keep Telling You, It's Not A Pacifier!

It's actually… ah… a ring through my nose! I'm really a ferocious bull! Toro, toro! Hey, which way to Pamplona? 'Cause I don't want to miss the… running of the…

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I'm really Hannibal Lecter! Yeah, and this is my scary Hannibal Lecter face mask! Say, you wouldn't happen to be a census taker? See, I skipped breakfast, and…